AVA: Hey Dad, if you weren't such a Mary, you would ignore that asshole sign behind us and start this bad boy up. Let's hit the freeway and find a Prius to crush! ME: Ava, you know your Mom would have my ass in a hat. What if I take you down this kamikaze potato sack slide that probably … [Read more...] about DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #4: Go Big.
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Where’d You Leave The Baby?
As part of my initiative to get out of the house, Ava and I usually start off our day by taking a 2 or 3 mile walk along the beach, listening to the waves of the Pacific Ocean crash on the shore. Daddy dreams about winning the lottery, lying on a deserted island drinking coconut milk and rubbing … [Read more...] about Where’d You Leave The Baby?
My Two Dads.
Several weeks ago, I thought it might be fun to take Ava to the Long Beach Aquarium of the Pacific to walk around, check out life underwater and most importantly, get outside and add some pigment to our fragile egg white skin. I still don't know how, but I roped my 26 year-old bachelor brother into … [Read more...] about My Two Dads.
Hazel The Maid.
When I was a kid, on Saturday mornings, while my Dad did yard work, my Mom would go grocery shopping and my brothers and I would stay behind to make pancakes, watch 'Super Friends' and annihilate the house. We built bed sheet forts in the living room that made their way through the kitchen and into … [Read more...] about Hazel The Maid.
DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #3: Say No To Pot.
AVA: Yo Dad, let's tie a rope around this thing and you can whip me around the driveway! Don't be a pussy! … [Read more...] about DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #3: Say No To Pot.
Sloppy Seconds.
On the morning Ava turned 9 months old, from down the hall I heard Jen's voice echo 'could you get a bottle ready' and I knew it was the end of an era. I picked my flat feet up from the ottoman in the living room and it was then and there that I experienced my last 20-minute Dad furlough. It was … [Read more...] about Sloppy Seconds.
