AVA: Hey Dad, if you weren’t such a Mary, you would ignore that asshole sign behind us and start this bad boy up. Let’s hit the freeway and find a Prius to crush!
ME: Ava, you know your Mom would have my ass in a hat. What if I take you down this kamikaze potato sack slide that probably doesn’t have liability insurance?
AVA: You know old man, you’re finally starting to come around. Too bad your fat ass has us in last place.