AVA: Hey Dad, if you weren’t such a Mary, you would ignore that asshole sign behind us and start this bad boy up. Let’s hit the freeway and find a Prius to crush!
ME: Ava, you know your Mom would have my ass in a hat. What if I take you down this kamikaze potato sack slide that probably doesn’t have liability insurance?
AVA: You know old man, you’re finally starting to come around. Too bad your fat ass has us in last place.
Ava is my kind of baby!
Hahaha! That’s really funny.
Ava is a rock star! So cute!
Ava = cool as shit.
Dad = Asshole that makes the asshole sign necessary.