Every so often, keeping up with the frenetic pace of a toddler wears you down. Instead of paying for a therapist or joining a gun range to vent my frustrations, I found it's much more cost effective to work my issues out on the fridge. These are my musings and it's my gift to you. … [Read more...] about REFRIGERATOR THERAPIST #1: Is This Real Life?
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DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #7: Pyromania.
ME: Ava, are you playing over there? How's it going? AVA: All good dad, I got bored of the Fisher-Price barn and moved on to combustibles. … [Read more...] about DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #7: Pyromania.
My Junk Still Works.
With time running out in the 2nd period, Adrian shuffles the puck down the ice (not passing to any teammates you perverts) and sets up to take a shot on goal. He pulls back, shoots and SCORES! FINAL SCORE: ADRIAN: 2 UTERUS: 0 … [Read more...] about My Junk Still Works.
WWFD: What Would Fonzie Do?
The 'Fonz' was always the slickest. He rode his 500cc Triumph around town, snappin' his fingers and reviving Arnold's jukebox with a backhand. He smoothed over the chicks and was cool and collected. But what about with kids? How would the 'Fonz' handle an unruly toddler? It's something I … [Read more...] about WWFD: What Would Fonzie Do?
Dirty South. Part 2.
The humidity in Atlanta kicked my ass like Chuck Norris. I moved like a dying salted slug from baggage claim to curbside pick-up. I loaded the Royal Family's luggage into the car and hopped into the backseat for a ride to the hospital. Crunched between the car seat and door, I turtleheaded up … [Read more...] about Dirty South. Part 2.
DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #6: Sippy Cup.
AVA: This sippy cup is way better than the one Mom uses. ME: Sippy cups are awesome, right? … [Read more...] about DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #6: Sippy Cup.
