It's not always in best taste to take your baby to the local Irish Pub. … [Read more...] about DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #1: Pub Crawl.
Last year we made a trip to Atlanta after Jen's sister and husband had a set of twins, boy and girl. Until that point, I had logged very few hours of baby experience and was eager (rookie mistake) to jump right in and help wherever I could. Her sister suggested that I start off by carrying my … [Read more...] about Bjorn-O!
From time to time, I can't help but remind my wife that she intentionally withheld genetic information about herself before we got married. She never mentioned the bum hip until the honeymoon was over and also did a pretty good job of hiding that second toe that is longer than the others. I never … [Read more...] about Young Frankenstein.
The first few weeks that I spent as an unemployed stay-at-home Dad were probably the most challenging, mentally. Physically, not so much. I had done a bang up job of turning the tables on my wife and was doing some 'nesting' of my own. In the living room. In front of the TV. The idea of going … [Read more...] about Chairman Of The Bored.
Another shootout at infant corral. COOPER: I'll wait until he's got his hands full feeding that dumb baby and then make my move. ME: Keep it up asshole. … [Read more...] about DAD VS. DOG #2: Shootout At Infant Corral.
For a lot of men, boobs rank pretty high up on the list of important things in life. They usually fall somewhere between establishing a successful career and owning a home. Part of the reason that men get married is so that they always have a pair around. They're kind of like your second home by the … [Read more...] about Don’t Squeeze The Melons.