Several weeks ago, Jen and I had our 20 week appointment, a 4d ultrasound. We knew that we would be able to determine the sex of the baby at this appointment. Jen suggested that we keep the gender a secret and have the doctor write the sex on a card and seal it inside of an envelope. Then, we … [Read more...] about The Boys Are Back In Town.
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It’s My Party And Dad Will Cry If He Wants To. Part 2.
I got showered and dressed and headed for the door. Our place was a disaster. Carrot skins and zucchini ends on the floor in the kitchen, wax soda bottles and skittles spread across the dining room table from the candy cake. Empty paper towel and aluminum foil tubes, pots and pans sprawled … [Read more...] about It’s My Party And Dad Will Cry If He Wants To. Part 2.
Refrigerator Therapist #4: Beer Or Tequila?
She puts a penny in her mouth that she picked up on the sidewalk. BEER. Diaper Genie is full and the smell is unbearable. BEER. Running errands, forgot wipes. BEER. Having the 'Bubble Guppies' theme song stuck in your head for three days. 3 BEERS. Being stuck at the airport … [Read more...] about Refrigerator Therapist #4: Beer Or Tequila?
DAD VS. DOG #3: A Dog’s Life.
ME: Get up already, I'm on a schedule. You need to go outside and dump out before Mom leaves for work. … [Read more...] about DAD VS. DOG #3: A Dog’s Life.
It’s My Party And Dad Will Cry If He Wants To. Part 1.
It started last August with a knock at the door. I remember it vividly because the UPS driver banged on it like he was the DEA executing a search warrant, waking Ava up from her nap. What can brown do for me? TRY NOT TO BANG ON MY DOOR LIKE A CAVEMAN NEXT TIME YOU STOP BY WITH A PACKAGE. When I … [Read more...] about It’s My Party And Dad Will Cry If He Wants To. Part 1.
DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #10: Little Miss Neat.
AVA: Hey Dad, check out the irony! ME: Very funny. You'd better clean this stuff up before your Mom gets home. AVA: Screw that, I'm tellin' her that you made this mess. You KNOW she'll believe me. You better start cleaning pops, she's gonna be home in a few minutes... … [Read more...] about DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #10: Little Miss Neat.