She puts a penny in her mouth that she picked up on the sidewalk. BEER.
Diaper Genie is full and the smell is unbearable. BEER.
Running errands, forgot wipes. BEER.
Having the ‘Bubble Guppies’ theme song stuck in your head for three days. 3 BEERS.
Being stuck at the airport on a layover with a toddler. TEQUILA.