Have a case of the Mondays? You should tell your boss to suck it and find one like mine. Half-bent on a juice box, blowing through the toy aisle wearing a New Year's Eve hard hat, telling me to MOVE. OUT. OF. THE. WAY. DADA. Holy. Shit. I need a raise. … [Read more...] about The MONDAYS.
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The Osprey.
The Bell Boeing V-22 Osprey is an American multi-mission, military, tiltrotor aircraft with both a vertical takeoff and landing, and short takeoff and landing capability. It is designed to combine the functionality of a conventional helicopter with the long-range, high-speed cruise performance of a … [Read more...] about The Osprey.
Griswolds: Swan Song. Part 7.
My wife says that everyone has stopped reading my blog because they're sick of hearing about our road trip across the country where nothing happened. FINE. This will be the final chapter in the 'reverse Griswold' saga. Here are the Cliff's Notes. We left Texas and briefly drove through … [Read more...] about Griswolds: Swan Song. Part 7.
Griswolds: Let’s Get Enchanted. Part 6.
As road weariness, saggy eyebags and a dead-leg set in, I opened the moon-roof to put my hair in the wind, a little Hunter Thompson, Fear and Loathing style. Instead of acid and filter-tipped cigarettes, the hallucinogenic properties of the Diet Cokes and beef jerky had me listening to this cloud. … [Read more...] about Griswolds: Let’s Get Enchanted. Part 6.
DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #18: Biohazard.
If I were lucky, I'd have a kid that licked stripper poles or ate cigarette butts off the ground. Nope. Not that fortunate. Ava wants to eat tic-tacs and medical waste. Blood transfusion tubes make great straws and our morning snack could be a lanced mole or, if we're really lucky, maybe an … [Read more...] about DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #18: Biohazard.
Griswolds: Arizona Is All That And a Bag Of Chips. Part 5.
The storm that came through the Grand Canyon was on our ass like Jerry Sandusky. Sorry, probably too soon on that one. I continued to dork out, using my doppler app, further diminishing my sex appeal, as my wife stared vacantly out the passenger window. Somewhere on the 89 South, we saw a gorge … [Read more...] about Griswolds: Arizona Is All That And a Bag Of Chips. Part 5.
