If I were lucky, I’d have a kid that licked stripper poles or ate cigarette butts off the ground.
Nope. Not that fortunate.
Ava wants to eat tic-tacs and medical waste. Blood transfusion tubes make great straws and our morning snack could be a lanced mole or, if we’re really lucky, maybe an AIDS needle! Mmmm…good!
No problem, no problem. Perhaps he will simply build up an immunity to the goodies in there.