When I was younger, Mother's Day was only about MY Mom. Me and my brothers would team up with Dad, who would take us to the store and turn us loose with five bucks a piece. Before we got smart enough to pool our money together and get her a decent $15 gift, we used to split up and meet back at … [Read more...] about Happy MILFS (Mothers I Like To Follow) Day!
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Don’t Look Now, But It’s LEGATRON.
You've gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette, right? Over the last 9½ months, Charlie's little turkey legs have been getting adequate rest, taking their vitamins...slowly gaining the strength to support his mammoth frame. Last week, with Ava napping and Chuck Norris occupied with toys … [Read more...] about Don’t Look Now, But It’s LEGATRON.
The REAL Avengers.
This past weekend, I found myself making the trek from DC to Atlanta for my twin niece & nephews 5th birthday, as well as a baby shower for my youngest sister-in-law. Me, Jen, Ava, Charlie, Cooper (the dog) and my brother-in-law, Max, were all-in (the same car) for 1,270 miles, two La Quinta … [Read more...] about The REAL Avengers.
DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #19: Hammertime.
Just because I haven't bragged (since November) about starting a high-chair tray-top on fire, turning my kids clothes into hand puppets or accidentally walking into the grocery store with a Hitleresque poop smear mustache on my face, doesn't mean that I haven't been in the shit. I offer you … [Read more...] about DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #19: Hammertime.
OTHER PEOPLE’S PARENTS #6: How To Seduce a Mommy.
This story was contributed by our good friend Amy at @cb4m - ENJOY! It’s 10pm and you’re feeling frisky. The mother of your children is just inches away from you in bed looking saucy in her, um, flannel pajamas. You reach for her. Does she: A) Pretend to be asleep. B) Slap your hand … [Read more...] about OTHER PEOPLE’S PARENTS #6: How To Seduce a Mommy.
Savage Patch.
Once upon a time (this past summer), we took a weekender to Asheville, North Carolina. We decided that the quickest route to get there was to go 150 miles out of our way to visit the Cabbage Patch Kid headquarters in Cleveland, GA. We didn't stop at the enormous Bass Pro Shops, the one with the … [Read more...] about Savage Patch.
