Two Sundays ago, evidence of my vas deferens marching forward like the dominant players of Invictus, made themselves apparent. While I wasn't dismantling apartheid or bringing millions of joyous people splashing into the streets, my swimmers were, once again, undefeated and unconquered in their … [Read more...] about Charlie Maxwell.
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8 Feet, 9 Inches.
Unless you're Andre The Giant or a railroad worker (length of a standard rail), these dimensions mean nothing to you. However, if you're a stay-at-home parent, they still have relevance. As a kid, I remember watching old spaghetti westerns with my dad and it always seemed like the outlaws would … [Read more...] about 8 Feet, 9 Inches.
Hello, Japan?
AVA: Hello, Japan? AVA: Yeah, is this the hair restoration clinic? Great. Look, I only have a few minutes before my parents find out that I dialed a bunch of numbers on the house phone and am screwing them on their long-distance bill. AVA: Here's my situation. I'm coming up a little … [Read more...] about Hello, Japan?
The Mayor Is Under Attack.
If you're not familiar with Foursquare, it's a location-based social networking application for mobile users. I use it to 'check-in' at my various venues throughout the day. It doesn't really serve any monumental purpose, it's more of an addiction to pass the time, and also a great way for … [Read more...] about The Mayor Is Under Attack.
DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #15: Father’s Day Edition.
Our responsibilities as parents are many, but there are a few specific duties that we have as fathers. For our sons, we need to show them how to get out of a headlock and throw a roundhouse. We need to teach them how to change a flat tire, tie a hook and properly hock a loogie. We need to show … [Read more...] about DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #15: Father’s Day Edition.
All Eyez On Me.
In our household, you can tell who's important and who isn't by which bathtubs we're assigned to. One tub is for my wife and Ava, leaving the other for me to share with the dog. Last month, after realizing my tub was left abandoned, covered in canine hair and oatmeal conditioner, I was forced to … [Read more...] about All Eyez On Me.
