AVA: Hello, Japan?
AVA: Yeah, is this the hair restoration clinic? Great. Look, I only have a few minutes before my parents find out that I dialed a bunch of numbers on the house phone and am screwing them on their long-distance bill.
AVA: Here’s my situation. I’m coming up a little short in the hair department and my parents insist on putting me in all kinds of headbands and hats that look like Thanksgiving centerpieces. I thought I saw a commercial on TV that guaranteed healthy follicle stimulation. I’m not looking for a full blown disco-fro, but I could use some coverage so I can get out from underneath all this flora.
AVA: Oh, shit. Here they come, I’m on Facebook. Hit me up!
Suz says
HA! Love it!
Joanie says
So funny….same hair as her Dad @ the exact same age…grew in quickly after 2 years old!
The Mommy Therapy says
Love how serious she is about that phone call! She’s not messing around.
The Woman Formerly Known As Beautiful says
A little male pattern baldness’ll keep her humble as her cuteness factor is THROUGH FREAKIN’ THE ROOF. Also, she has intelligent ears.
Jayne says
*Giggles* Daddy should rub top of teeny daughter’s head. Even if the same does not stimulate hair follicle growth, it will make her smile.
Otherwise, minus the hair issue, she looks like she’s got it all under control. 😉