AVA: Hello, Japan?
AVA: Yeah, is this the hair restoration clinic? Great. Look, I only have a few minutes before my parents find out that I dialed a bunch of numbers on the house phone and am screwing them on their long-distance bill.
AVA: Here’s my situation. I’m coming up a little short in the hair department and my parents insist on putting me in all kinds of headbands and hats that look like Thanksgiving centerpieces. I thought I saw a commercial on TV that guaranteed healthy follicle stimulation. I’m not looking for a full blown disco-fro, but I could use some coverage so I can get out from underneath all this flora.
AVA: Oh, shit. Here they come, I’m on Facebook. Hit me up!