Our responsibilities as parents are many, but there are a few specific duties that we have as fathers.
For our sons, we need to show them how to get out of a headlock and throw a roundhouse. We need to teach them how to change a flat tire, tie a hook and properly hock a loogie. We need to show them how to drive stick-shift, respect women and be aware of jimmy hats.
For our daughters, we need to be a positive male influence in their lives, threaten to castrate their prom dates, keep purses stocked with Mace, walk them down the aisle and most importantly, keep them off the pole.
HAPPY FATHER’S DAY to all the dads out there, keep it up, you’re doing great!
EDITOR’S NOTE: Photo courtesy of Hannah at The Lexingtonienne – check her out!