Sorry guys, super busy, lot of therapy this week.
This is a phrase I tend to save for public tantrum situations. Especially if other parents are walking by while my toddler is writhing around on the floor of the restaurant, I look at them and say ‘Where’s the Gun?’ and we have a mutual understanding for what that means. Then we chuckle and I ask for the check.
Ginny Gemmel says
Absolutely hysterical and after having 3 kids and one grandkid, I so get it. I recall standing toe to toe with Robbie at about age 3 when he was on my last good nerve and saying, “I will survive you. I am bigger.” Try it. Use it. It slows them down for at least a couple minutes.
Stuart Rubin says
Your blog is funny as hell. If you thought you were mad before, wait until your daughter corrects the grammar on the refrigerator magnets:
“WHERE’S THE GUN?”, Daddy, not “WHERES THE GUN?”
lol… 2 funny! found you on twitter, great site, lots of fun!!