NO. CHANCE. EVER. He WILL live. He DOES live. He MIGHT live inside of you... or even me, right now. You got moves like Jagger? (Me too! Not really, two huge, stupid left feet, but whatever.) Are you able to channel your inner-Marvin Gaye and serenade your lover late at night? (Me neither, … [Read more...] about Romeo Must Die?
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DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #27 – King Arthur Lives.
Heroes come in all shapes and sizes. Earlier today, unbeknownst to you, it came in the form of this guy. Unfortunately, here he is again... All 6'1" and 230 pounds of mouth-breathing sexiness with stickers on his face. He may not look like much, but after making the kids breakfast, … [Read more...] about DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #27 – King Arthur Lives.
The Quinny Buzz Xtra is Saving My Life.
Seriously, it's true. Okay, okay, maybe it's not actually 'saving' my life, but it is making parenting a little bit easier on me. With two toddlers and a newborn, I honestly can't tell you how many strollers we've had so far that have either been banged up and broken beyond recognition or … [Read more...] about The Quinny Buzz Xtra is Saving My Life.
A Lifetime of (awkward) Conversations.
This past week, my daughter kept asking me when I was going to 'Kevin'. It took me a minute (or several days) to figure out that she wasn't talking about my gay lover, but rather, heaven. She was asking me when I was going, how long I would be there and if she would eventually be … [Read more...] about A Lifetime of (awkward) Conversations.
Lucky in Love…and Pizza + Dr. Oetker Giveaway!
Let's get one thing straight. I am a lover of food. I'm not sure that I'll ever be able to take part in any of these maple syrup/lemon juice cleanses OR count my calories, using a pinch of Parmesan on my salad instead of an entire, huge ball of creamy, delicious Burrata. After having three … [Read more...] about Lucky in Love…and Pizza + Dr. Oetker Giveaway!
A Closer Look at the Quinny Buzz Xtra.
If you were driving to work this morning and saw a man in shorts walking the dog and pushing a stroller with nothing in it, headed towards the woods, that was me. The only way that might've been weirder would've been if I actually had the dog IN the stroller, which I've seen people do, but let's not … [Read more...] about A Closer Look at the Quinny Buzz Xtra.
