I've long thought that my wife only wanted kids as an excuse to plan their birthday parties... and I was partially right. The very first birthday party we (she) planned (for Ava) should have given me some insight into how her mind works, sending me running for cover, terrified about what the … [Read more...] about My 4th Birthday Party was Awesome. Kidding, it was Charlie’s.
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No Sir, I Will NOT Drive a Minivan.
And just like that, droves of angry parents take to the streets, heading towards my house, holding kitchen mops with roofing nails hammered through them and a DIY catapult dragged by an old Fisher-Price horsey, meant to launch flaming poop diapers at me while defending my front porch. People that … [Read more...] about No Sir, I Will NOT Drive a Minivan.
Your Wings Suck, Try Mine.
It's the beginning of week 3 in the NFL and along with the joy and heartache comes with it, the excitement of tailgating. In my earlier years, tailgating in Philadelphia was something magnificent. Charcoal smoke wafting across the landscape, as we shotgunned canned Yuengling from the cooler while … [Read more...] about Your Wings Suck, Try Mine.
Don’t Be Gawkin’ at my Gams.
This post was sponsored by Shout® to promote its New Generation of Stains campaign and partnership with The Color Run™ It’s been two years since me and my team won the Washington D.C. 199-mile relay known as Ragnar - the grueling race that never rests. A continuous overnight trek that took … [Read more...] about Don’t Be Gawkin’ at my Gams.
5 Ways Straight Talk Wireless is Helping Me Get Back to School.
The end of August is one of my favorite times of the year. Winding down are the days of 95˚ heat with 95% humidity as we usher in cooler air, changing colors of the leaves and most importantly for me – SCHOOL IS BACK IN SESSION. The long summer days are a lot of fun, but after a few weeks, you … [Read more...] about 5 Ways Straight Talk Wireless is Helping Me Get Back to School.
Back-to-School Shopping: Happy Place or Panic Room?
At this point, after seven years of marriage, my wife and I are pretty much in tune with how we might compliment one another in any given situation. We know where one of us will fall short and where the other one will excel. As the 1988 song ‘Opposites Attract’ once said… …She likes it neat And … [Read more...] about Back-to-School Shopping: Happy Place or Panic Room?
