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DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #27 – King Arthur Lives.


Heroes come in all shapes and sizes. Earlier today, unbeknownst to you, it came in the form of this guy. Unfortunately, here he is again… All 6’1″ and 230 pounds of mouth-breathing sexiness with stickers on his face. He may not look like much, but after making the kids breakfast, packing their lunches and running


DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #25: Clean Up On Aisle Two.


“We’re gonna need a wet clean-up in aisle two”, I heard over the PA system of my local grocery store.  We froze in our tracks, tipped our hats and offered a curtsy towards the other shoppers in our vicinity.  I’d love to tell you that this was the first and last time this ever happened,


DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #23: Paging Doctor Mommy.


Getting through the holidays without having to administer some form of antibiotics is tough, especially for our family.  When it’s all said and done, we travel up and down the eastern seaboard, staying in Philly, DC and Atlanta for almost three weeks.  I could follow my kids around 24 hours-a-day wearing a fertilizer backpack sprayer


DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #19: Hammertime.


Just because I haven’t bragged (since November) about starting a high-chair tray-top on fire, turning my kids clothes into hand puppets or accidentally walking into the grocery store with a Hitleresque poop smear mustache on my face, doesn’t mean that I haven’t been in the shit. I offer you Exhibit A.


DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #13: Knowledge Sucks.

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ME: Honey, why aren’t you eating those black olives? AVA: It’s kind of tough to chew those while I’m sucking the knowledge out of this baby head.  I want to learn faster Dad! ME: Ava, you can’t learn things any quicker by eating peoples brains.  I have to teach you.  You’re learning new stuff everyday. 


DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #6: Sippy Cup.

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AVA: This sippy cup is way better than the one Mom uses. ME: Sippy cups are awesome, right?


DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #5: Special Delivery.


AVA: Hey Dad, could you make this box into a fairy princess castle for me? ME: Of course I can sweetheart!


DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #4: Go Big.


AVA: Hey Dad, if you weren’t such a Mary, you would ignore that asshole sign behind us and start this bad boy up.  Let’s hit the freeway and find a Prius to crush! ME: Ava, you know your Mom would have my ass in a hat.  What if I take you down this kamikaze potato


DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #3: Say No To Pot.


AVA: Yo Dad, let’s tie a rope around this thing and you can whip me around the driveway!  Don’t be a pussy!


DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #2: Don’t Be a Jackass.

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AVA: Dad, quit being a bitch!  I saw them do this on Jackass.  I’ll be totally fine.  I’m strapped in, BIG PUSH, let’s do this thing! ME: Hook right, hook right!