ME: Honey, why aren’t you eating those black olives?
AVA: It’s kind of tough to chew those while I’m sucking the knowledge out of this baby head. I want to learn faster Dad!
ME: Ava, you can’t learn things any quicker by eating peoples brains. I have to teach you. You’re learning new stuff everyday. For instance, moving you from velcro to laces or flash cards to books. You are in the midst of a complete evolution and we can only dream about your amazing potential!
AVA: What are you talking about? Cut the crap old man. You had better start teaching me some shit or YOU’RE NEXT.
EDITOR’S NOTE: High-chair courtesy of 1982. Thanks to Aunt Beth for digging it up while we were back east. Vintage, baby!
Holy crap, she is latched ON to that thing. Makes me wonder if that doll head has a nipple on it.