Today we welcome back America’s Favorite Pastime. No, not Dancing With the Stars or The Bachelorette, get a hold of yourself.
We had a nice little break to watch the American League get assaulted and Luke Bryan sing the National Anthem from a cheat sheet written on his hand.
Most of you don’t care about baseball, but Charlie does. He’s only eleven months old, and sadly, knows what it feels like to be a lifelong Philadelphia sports fan.
Sure, Chooch is hot, Utley and Howard are back and Doc is on the mend. But you lost 10 of your last 11 games. You’re 14 games out of first place, 13 games below .500 and you’re talking about getting rid of Hamels and Victorino? Is this the same team that won 102 games last year?
If the Phillies are reading (they usually catch up with DOA on the plane or during calisthenics), you guys need to get your shit together tonight in Colorado.
If not for me, then do it for my son. You’re driving him to drink from the wrong bottle.