CHARLIE: Dude, I had a rough one last night. AVA: C'mere girl, I'll hold your hair. … [Read more...] about Girlfriends Stick Together.
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30 Minutes or Less.
A few months ago, I met up with some friend's wives at a wine bar for a 'stitch n' bitch', where we relaxed over cured meats and booze while our spouses stayed with the kids. I was a visitor to something they called 'work drinks'. We talked about Ryan Reynold's abs, which restaurants had … [Read more...] about 30 Minutes or Less.
Mommy Is a Monkey.
Sometimes my wife will wear yoga pants to bed for like a month and I'm like, 'What's the deal dude? Are you out of razors or hiding something?' Ava has it figured out. http://youtu.be/64gu12AJtoo … [Read more...] about Mommy Is a Monkey.
Behind Closed Doors.
Ava has recently learned how to open and close doors. She's even catching onto the locking system. Every time I hear a door slam shut, I have to chase it down like Chris Hansen's camera crew moving in on a pedophile. I've told Ava that I don't want any closed doors in our house, I want to know … [Read more...] about Behind Closed Doors.
Phone Home.
I was going through some pictures today, trying to figure out what I missed reporting on in the past year and found this windshield wiper. I guess I took this picture towards the end of Jen's second pregnancy, as the doctor pulled out a condom that looked like a wind sock and I passed out. I … [Read more...] about Phone Home.
Ladies In The House…
Happy Valentine's Day to all the ladies in my life. Ten years ago this would've been a longer list because I was a sex machine, but these days I've narrowed it down a bit. Starting with my Mom: You gave me life. You loved and supported me through the good times.... And the … [Read more...] about Ladies In The House…
