I don’t know where to go with this one.
It’s been hanging out in my picture folder forever. I’ve been too scared to post it.
Ava was playing in the other room, I heard some commotion and walked into this.
It crosses so many lines, I’m afraid that the Chris Hansen might show up at my door with a gaggle of camera dudes and off-duty cops while I’m FINALLY watching Toy Story 3 all the way through. They’ll just take the bowl of leftover mac n’ cheese out of my hands, zip-tie my wrists and drag me into the front yard in my boxers while the neighbors rally to collect and look after my children til the boss gets home.
While the community scrambles to network about who has my ’emergency contact information’ I just deflate in the back of the unmarked van, exercising my right to remain silent, asking for a latte, getting hit with the butt of a rifle, then a lawyer.
I swear to my baseball card collection that one of my relatives is responsible. They bought this for my daughter and it was supposed to be a doll that pisses her pants, her diaper lights up and you get to practice changing her, etc. Sounds educational, somewhat annoying, BUT educational, so it’s great.
I didn’t know that it was some sort of She-Chucky that sidelined as a pole-dancer! I SWEAR!
Please admit this to the court as evidence. Tell my parents, wife and kids that I love them and it wasn’t my fault.
I know which relative is responsible! My Dad! Bob-o bought her the pee-pee diaper. Hahaha.
Adam @ Hanging with Dad says
Just remember, if you’re on COPS, make sure you’re wearing a wife beater. Pretty sure that’s required.
Garden Mulch says
Can I just say what a relief to find someone who actually knows what theyre talking about on the internet. You definitely know how to bring an issue to light and make it important. More people need to read this and understand this side of the story. I cant believe youre not more popular because you definitely have the gift.
Orlando Family Law Attorney says
it’s good to see family photos. I see broken families every day in my family law practice. very inspirational.
I have seen this problem before, and I can explain! Your daughter left this doll sitting precociously and then walked away and the doll fell over into this position. The up hand was waving “Hi Mommy!” to your kid, not “Hello Sailor!” to singles-wielding customers. If Chris Hansen wants you, you just email me and I’ll testify in your defence. We SAHs have to stick together.