AVA: Well, hello handsome. How can I help you today?
CHARLIE: Well, uh, I’m a little tired of these tred socks. I saw some kids my age at the playground yesterday and they all had velcros (catches himself getting too excited and reels it in) and that’s all. No big deal. Anyway, I’m just here to look. I’m kind of, on a serious budget and probably won’t even buy anything.
CHARLIE: Umm, yeah, (looking sheepishly at the ground), I guess not.
AVA: What are you looking for? What is your taste?
AVA: Oh wait! Let me guess. I’m super good at this! You’re the type of man that wants something sleek and sophisticated. Something serious. You’re a serious fellow. You are very driven and have your eye on the prize. You want something unique and distinguished.
AVA: Now (hunching down, looking around as if to tell him the largest secret, almost whispering), we just got these in this morning. You’re the first one to see them. They’re a resilient princess polymer with a clear wedge heel. The princess sticker on the bow is VERY in right now and for the money, you just can’t pass it up.
AVA: (gets in a huff) Oh, nonsense! I know two things in this world, how to shit my pants in public AND style. You have style. THESE have style.