ME: Here you go honey, it’s a one-time deal. Your mom isn’t home and I need you to pipe down, so have at this white chocolate lollipop.
AVA: Wow! Talk about telekinetic activity, look at this mess! Ectoplasmic residue. It’s the real thing.
AVA: KISSSSSS MEEEEEEEE.
ME (internally): HOLY SHIT. Is she channeling Dr. Ray from Ghostbusters when he gets possessed?
ME: OH NO. Venkman! She’s got the crazy devil eyes and wants me to vote for some guy…
VENKMAN: Back away slowly. Everything will be fine. Tell everyone to click here, vote for Dad or Alive and it’s all good.
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