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Sep13

Starting a New Life.

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There’s nothing harder than picking up the life you’ve grown accustomed to and moving on. There’s also nothing more exciting. I was forced to do this almost twenty years ago as a college student after losing everything I owned in an apartment fire. And I’ve done it again as a husband and father with three

Apr29

AN INTERVIEW WITH VICTOR ANTONIO, HOST OF SPIKE TV’s LIFE OR DEBT…

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Life or Debt is Spike TV’s new series where Victor Antonio shows families how to get themselves out of debt by operating like a business.  ADRIAN: So. Life or Debt on Spike TV. Brilliant concept, love the execution and my wife and I have watched every episode. Like many other families, we’re always looking for

May9

Moms Are One of a Kind.

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NOTE FROM THE EDITOR:  As I’ve mentioned before in ‘Jump in, Your Nightmare is Warm’, I recently performed a reading of an original piece at the Synetic Theater in Arlington, Virginia for the annual ‘Listen To Your Mother’ series. As you can tell, aside from looking like a gargantuan Paul Bunyan, I was the only

Feb17

Phone Home.

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I was going through some pictures today, trying to figure out what I missed reporting on in the past year and found this windshield wiper. I guess I took this picture towards the end of Jen’s second pregnancy, as the doctor pulled out a condom that looked like a wind sock and I passed out.

Feb6

Bite Me.

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Ava now has 14 of her 20 baby teeth in. It seems like these last few have been really tough for her.  I think the pain of the incisors and K-9’s coming through are driving her bananas. I found this cutie under the sofa during naptime.  At first, I thought the dog did it, gave

Jan3

1 Year. 1 Month. 1 Day.

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That’s the amount of time we had with my niece.  Her name is Olivia. The day after we finished our 2,690 mile move and cross-country drive from California to Maryland, my wife got a phone call that forever changed the lives of our entire family. It started out in the most incredible way. Ava was

Dec14

Moleman.

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It’s the end of the year and my wife is kicking into high gear, squeezing in all of our doctor appointments before the end of the year.  Says I pick at my skin and never wear sunscreen so I have some questionable freckles on my back.  She calls it ‘something we have to do’ as

Jan21

Dirty South. Part 1.

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In August, we took Ava on a flight to Atlanta to see her newborn cousin.  Jen’s sister just delivered and we wanted to be there to celebrate with the rest of the family.  She had already flown with Ava a dozen times on her own, but this was my maiden voyage.  For Jen, she’s always

Aug24

DAD VS. DOG #2: Shootout At Infant Corral.

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Another shootout at infant corral. COOPER: I’ll wait until he’s got his hands full feeding that dumb baby and then make my move. ME: Keep it up asshole.

Jul27

Da Plane! Da Plane!

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Flying the red-eye with an infant isn’t as glamorous as banging a flight attendant in a 737 bathroom on the way to your buddy’s bachelor party in Vegas, but it does have its perks.  Wait, no, it doesn’t.  It doesn’t have any perks. Welcome to being the disease. If you want to know what it