Evidently 1966 has come and gone and you can’t just give birth and hop in the front seat and takeoff for home. A car seat is mandatory and if you weren’t aware of this, you probably shouldn’t be having a kid. I waited until the morning of delivery to try and install this plastic migraine. I was the guy sitting in…
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I’ve been a die-hard Philadelphia Phillies fan since I was 8 years old. Framed 1980 World Series Pennants in my room, autographed Jamie Moyer ball on my nightstand, a dozen jerseys hanging in the closet. In times of extreme boredom, I’ll break out the powder blue Mike Schmidt for no reason, walk to the grocery store and fumble around produce just…
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