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March 29, 2011 · 1 Comment

DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #12: Kiss Me.

Ava· Dad's In Deep Sh!t

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ME: Here you go honey, it’s a one-time deal.  Your mom isn’t home and I need you to pipe down, so have at this white chocolate lollipop.

AVA: Wow! Talk about telekinetic activity, look at this mess! Ectoplasmic residue. It’s the real thing.

AVA: KISSSSSS MEEEEEEEE.

ME (internally):  HOLY SHIT. Is she channeling Dr. Ray from Ghostbusters when he gets possessed?

ME: OH NO.  Venkman!  She’s got the crazy devil eyes and wants me to vote for some guy…

VENKMAN:  Back away slowly. Everything will be fine. Tell everyone to click here, vote for Dad or Alive and it’s all good.

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  1. Our Mom Spot says

    April 9, 2011 at 5:58 pm

    LOL!

    LOVE this blog.

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