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Avas First Self Haircut
Jan21

AVA FULL OF GRACE #8: A HAIRY SITUATION.

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It was only a matter of time. After getting beat down on a daily basis over the last five years, I’ve gotten tired. Some people might call it lazy, but those people can suck it. I prefer tired. I pretty much let my kids do whatever they want these days. Well, not really, but you

ROAD TRIP DECEMBER FAMILY
Dec23

Have Yourself a Merry Little Road Trip? (Plus a Fisher-Price Playard Giveaway!)

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It’s no secret that my wife and I live hundreds of miles away from our respective families and I am sure that we’re not in the minority. For us, and those of you in that same (cramped up and horrific smelling) boat, December might mean ‘life on the road’. So far this month, we’ve driven

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Dec22

Why Are The Holidays Important?

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Being on the road over the last two weeks, driving up and down the eastern seaboard, traveling to visit both of our families, has given me plenty of time (30 hours over 1,700 miles) to reflect on some of the most sentimental memories of Christmases past. A majority of the things in my life tend

Dad and Ava use frank scrub
Dec15

I Feel So frankin’ Pretty.

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Who knew that 2014 would be the year of beauty for Dad or Alive. For 38 years, I’ve fought back the suggestions that I ‘might like or enjoy’ a manicure or pedicure. I launched verbal tirades against the peanut gallery (my mom, girlfriends, friends, doctors, dermatologists) that tried to convince me that ‘lotion is good

Adrian outside of FP with elephant
Dec10

Finding Toys That Grow With Your Children.

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In my former life, before kids, I really LOVED playing video games. I had a few different consoles over the years and plenty of time after work (as an adult) to explore dynamic worlds, conquer level after level and increase the strength of my characters until the wee hours of the morning. I’m not trying to pretend that

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Nov26

Don’t Forget the Baby: Plight of the Parent Spread Too Thin.

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“Don’t forget Mason!” my wife yelled from the driveway, as we loaded our kids into the truck for a run to the grocery store. Of course I would never forget my 10-month old son, it just kind of resembles a metaphor for how scattered the mind of a parent who has multiple young children can

Tacos for FB
Nov25

HOMEMADE CRUNCHY BEEF TACOS.

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At least once a week I find myself yelling things like, ‘Attention, everyone! Who put a crap-ton of Legos in the garbage disposal!? Why is the dog drinking pee out of the training toilet?! Charley, where are your paaaaaants?!’ Followed with a raucous ‘You know what, don’t even worry about that. What you need to

kid drinking off keg
Nov25

Do Your Kids Drink Booze Over the Holidays?

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The holiday season is upon us. For us, I just spent two hours last weekend tearing down all of the crazy Halloween decorations that my wife had put up. She loves the holidays and so do I, but seriously…she REALLY loves the holidays. She’s like some sort of holiday-maniac. Anyway…down to the basement goes the

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Nov24

Kitchen Sink Guacamole.

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Last night I got to shred up a Tostitos #GameTimeSnacks twitter party with a few dad friends – Life of Dad, The Rock Father and Rick on the Rocks. It was a great excuse to actually document the insanity behind making our own guacamole. This recipe is something that my wife and I have adapted

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Nov19

A Crocs Family Shoe Giveaway!

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I’m not exactly sure what the year was, but I do remember that I was still in Los Angeles, working for Adam Sandler. Someone had gotten in touch with Brooks Arthur, an incredible music producer and member of the Happy Madison family. They had introduced him to a new shoe that was coming out and asked