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DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #25: Clean Up On Aisle Two.


“We’re gonna need a wet clean-up in aisle two”, I heard over the PA system of my local grocery store.  We froze in our tracks, tipped our hats and offered a curtsy towards the other shoppers in our vicinity.  I’d love to tell you that this was the first and last time this ever happened,


The Battle Of Grocery Hill.


As a direct result of me being a stay-at-home Dad, I was called up from the reserves to fight in a combat situation.  The grocery store. If I were to describe my shopping method before having kids, it would be tactical with a pinch of OCD.  Getting in and out of the store in record