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May4

DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #19: Hammertime.

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Just because I haven’t bragged (since November) about starting a high-chair tray-top on fire, turning my kids clothes into hand puppets or accidentally walking into the grocery store with a Hitleresque poop smear mustache on my face, doesn’t mean that I haven’t been in the shit. I offer you Exhibit A.

Apr26

Savage Patch.

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Once upon a time (this past summer), we took a weekender to Asheville, North Carolina.  We decided that the quickest route to get there was to go 150 miles out of our way to visit the Cabbage Patch Kid headquarters in Cleveland, GA. We didn’t stop at the enormous Bass Pro Shops, the one with

Mar18

The Boys Are Back In Town.

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Several weeks ago, Jen and I had our 20 week appointment, a 4d ultrasound.  We knew that we would be able to determine the sex of the baby at this appointment.  Jen suggested that we keep the gender a secret and have the doctor write the sex on a card and seal it inside of