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DAD’S IN DEEP SH!T #21: The Cosmetic Surgeon.

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June 6, 2012 |  by  |  Ava, Dad's In Deep Sh!t, Toddler

I’m a guy.  Luckily for my wife, I’ve always been a guy.  I know about guy stuff.  Between my dad and two younger brothers, we’ve got everything under the ‘umbrella of dude knowledge’ covered.  We know construction, fishing, sports and on occasion, when a situation demands it, unhooking bras with our teeth.

Don’t get me wrong, we’re not savages.  I’m not the result of some freak clinical testosterone lab study gone wrong or anything.  I’m not covered in fur or rip the legs off wild rabbits and eat them for dinner.  Hell, I might even be considered a renaissance man.  I mean, I’m a stay-at-home dad.  I cook, clean and run errands.  I go into my daughter’s closet every morning and find a hair ribbon that matches her shirt and pants and ties the whole ensemble together.

However…that’s about as far as I can make it.  It’s almost as if my world of ‘lady knowledge’ is flat and if we went any further, I’d just fall into the abyss.

With the things that are beyond my realm of comprehension, I can only make guesses.

So, given that I’m not an expert on cosmetics, would I be accurate in saying that maybe she went a little too heavy on the eyeliner?

 

 
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Spiritedmama1
Spiritedmama1

Bwahahaha! I love it. I have a 2yr old son, and he sees me putting on some lip balm he runs for his share... Sadly, I only had the sparkly kind. But I'm now wiser. I bought a neutral lip balm. So every morning on the way to daycare - we pout at the traffic light and I apply lip balm for both of us!

Jason
Jason

This picture is reason #342 as to why it was best for everyone that we didn't have a girl. I would have painted her face like she was the dude in the Gotye video!

Sean
Sean

Well, that depends on where she is going. Given her sparkly shirt, I assume it's an evening event so no, that's probably not too much eyeliner. See, this female shit has all kinds of rules...

Michael
Michael

That's adorable!! Make sure to teach her that less is more!