AVA: Dad, is this a goat or a sheep? Also, WHAT SHOULD I DO HERE?
ME: Oh shit. This is a standoff situation. Back away slowly before I have to jump in and shear this thing down for a sweater.
AVA: Calm down Dad, he’s totally friendly. It’s a live-action nativity scene for Christ’s sake.
ME: Ava! Please watch your mouth.
AVA: No seriously Dad, Baby Jesus is right over there.