AVA: Hey Dad, could you make this box into a fairy princess castle for me?
ME: Of course I can sweetheart!
AVA: Wait a second, I’m no expert, but shouldn’t you be cutting out window holes and stuff? Why are you adding filler paper and getting the packing tape?
ME (laughing maniacally): What? Don’t be so paranoid. Keep it down, I’m on the phone with UPS.