A lot of people think that getting a dog before you have kids is a great move. Canines certainly aren’t as complicated as infants, but they do force you to understand what it might be like to have someone depend on you and the responsibility of keeping them alive.
The upside is love and companionship. The downside is being an attention whore and stealing your kid’s toys. Young Cooper decides that stealing Sophie the Giraffe and a purple sucker might draw attention to him on the balcony.
He was right. It got him his own blog category.
ME: Keep it up asshole.
COOPER: Keep ignoring me for that stupid baby and I will.
COOPER: 1 DAD: 0