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ITS FRUSTRATING WRITING A BOOK
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My Accountant Told Me To Get a Job.

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“You should get a job”, my accountant said to me, as my wife and I sat across from him in his office in early April, preparing our tax returns. Let’s get one thing straight.  I’ve always fancied myself as a lover, not a fighter.  I’ve almost always tried to avoid violence as a way to...

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